Destroy a Wish

[Keskron]

So, I thought I might as well get the games started! We've all been in the position of waiting for a reply to a thread, so why not play a fun game of Destroy a Wish while you wait?

For those who don't know how to play, the game is simple. The first person wishes for something, and the next person to post can choose to grant the wish or not to. However, this is where the game gets interesting. If you do grant the wish, it must be in the strangest manner possible, and if you don't, then you must give the person something else. For example:

Player One: I wish for a dragon
Player Two: Granted! But it ate you

or

Player One: I wish for a thousand lollipops
Player Two: Not Granted! Instead, you get a thousand gobstoppers!

Also, after you decide to grant/not grant someone's wish, don't forget to make a wish of your own! As you can see, it's a very simple game, and it's very fun! I'll start.

I wish unicorns were real.